Thursday, September 3, 2009

Ways to tell that it's near the end of session

Bills are not so much "legislation" as they are "zombies."

The answer to everything is "Sure!" followed by a slightly hysterical giggle.

You don't know what day it is. Because it doesn't matter.

You accidentally use lotion in in place of hair gel in the morning and your hair looks the same.

A matching outfit is one in which everything you wear is clean.

Lots of crying. Lots of yelling. Lots of door slamming.

You are an expert on an issue 15 minutes after you hear about it for the first time in your life.

Caucus caucus caucus.


Sharon said...

love the one about the clean clothes...can lead to fabulous fashion break-throughs! Go for it, Nora!

Lynne said...

This is so true...caucus, caucus and more caucus!