Late breaking update

All three of the aforementioned lost items have come home to roost:

• The glasses were in the guest bedroom. I haven't been in that room that I can remember for at least a month.
• The remote control was under my bed. Of course.
• And the mailbox key had somehow found its way into my garbage disposal.

Because I know y'all were dying to know. I really have lost it, or there's a boggart in my house. One of the two.